The Brat — Ritual Entry 77-Δ
Born from rebellion and baked in blasphemy, The Brat defied the Eternal Flame itself. Its skull still grins with molten laughter, imperfect, mocking, alive.

The Insatiable Curse — Ritual Entry 42-λ
Forbidden sweetness of ham and pineapple tempts the faithful. To taste it once is indulgence; to crave it again is surrender.
 
Defiance fed to the Flame.
 
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