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NEW
YEAR
NEW MERCH

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FEATURED PIES

REVIEWS

"I'M HELPLESS AGAINST PEPPERONI SATAN'S PAGAN PIES."

- GOAT C.

"I'D SELL MY SOUL TO THE DEVIL TO EAT THESE PIZZAS FOR EVERY MEAL, EVERY SINGLE DAY, FOR ALL OF ETERNITY."

- ANTON L.

"HAVING TO TALK DESTROYS THE SYMPHONY OF SILENCE, BUT I CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT HOW GOOD THIS PIZZA IS!"

- ALEISTER C.

LOCATIONS

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DOWNTOWN ASTORIA

1241 Duane St, Astoria, OR 97103

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COMING
SOON

TINY CHAPEL

4311 Pickney Rd, Hell, MI 48169

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COMING
SOON

DOWNTOWN SALEM

94 Lafayette St, Salem, MA 01970

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COMING
SOON

OHIO UNIVERSITY

35 N Court St, Athens, OH 45701

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